{"id":3657,"date":"2015-07-22T05:00:24","date_gmt":"2015-07-22T11:00:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/happilyeverafteretc.com\/?p=3657"},"modified":"2015-11-14T16:18:31","modified_gmt":"2015-11-14T22:18:31","slug":"the-messiest-house-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/happilyeverafteretc.com\/the-messiest-house-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Messiest House&#8230; EVER!"},"content":{"rendered":"<h3><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-4376\" src=\"https:\/\/happilyeverafteretc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/Hey-yall1.png\" alt=\"Hey y'all\" width=\"139\" height=\"59\" \/><\/h3>\n<p>So I have been living in my new house for what&#8230; about a month and a half now? Yup almost two whole months and I&#8217;ll be happy to share that<span style=\"color: #c22561;\"><strong> I haven&#8217;t unpacked a single box.<\/strong> <\/span><\/p>\n<p>Nada. Zilch. Not one.<\/p>\n<p>My mom has unpacked like 12&#8230; so that makes a grand total of 12 boxes unpacked. In almost 2 months.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p>Not to say I don&#8217;t have good reasons&#8230; I totally do! We used our first week in the new house to paint (ok three quarters of the way paint&#8230; we have half of one room left)&#8230; and then the fun began. First there was the week long trip to Colorado that we&#8217;ve had planned for months, then there was an unexpected trip to Kentucky when my hubby&#8217;s Grandma fell ill&#8230; then there was the week I was sick with the crud that I brought back from Kentucky.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #c22561;\"><strong>See? Totally legit reasons!<\/strong><\/span> There was no way I was unpacking boxes while I was sick with the crud&#8230; trust me I was barely awake. Excuse my french but it sucked.<\/p>\n<p>Why am I sharing all of this with you? In order to prepare you for the horror that you are about to see&#8230; my house. In all of it&#8217;s boxed up, stuff thrown everywhere, messy glory. I have a three day weekend coming up&#8230; with absolutely no plans. Not a one. So in an effort to hold myself accountable (and not spend my free time reading blogs and watching Netflix) I am sharing these horrible horrible pictures here. If all goes according to plan I will share my progress next week&#8230; I&#8217;m hoping to get at LEAST two rooms unpacked.<\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s to hoping!<\/p>\n<p>So without further ado&#8230; here is your first look at every single room in my new house.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #c22561;\">I apologize.\u00a0<\/span> <\/strong><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-3674\" src=\"https:\/\/happilyeverafteretc.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/living-room-.jpg\" alt=\"The Messiest House... EVER! 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Yup almost two whole months and I&#8217;ll be happy to share that I haven&#8217;t unpacked a single box. Nada. Zilch. Not one. 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